Total Medals Earned: 731 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,765 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/370 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 16/21 (215/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (70/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/370 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/100 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Earn $1000000 in total
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Stop the trail of love
Finish the game with 100% love (Don't Die)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
Elected as President.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Check Out The Credits!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Beat level 1!
Beat level 10!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8!
Beat level 9!
Beat level 11!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 13!
Beat level 14!
Beat level 15!
start the game!
violently explode the griller
get close to freddy and still win
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Shart first before you do anything else
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 2500 or more points!
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!
